Can't understand what all the yelling is about? Here are some lyrics so you can scream along!


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JESUS IS LOVE

 

He is the light and the new king to be
So get out of my way and don't fuck with me

I can break your face
I can break your shins
I know Jesus Christ will forgive my sins

Jesus is love
Jesus is love
Jesus is love Fucker
Jesus is love

Murdered by the Jews, murdered on the cross
I murder mother fuckers because Jesus is the boss

I'm allowed to hate
I'm allowed to kill
Everything I do is for the good Lord's will

Jesus is love
Jesus is love
Jesus is love Bitch
Jesus is love

He is the light and the new king to be
So get out of my way and don't fuck with me

I can break your face, I can break your shins
I know Jesus Christ will forgive my sins

Jesus is love
Jesus is love
Jesus is love Fucker
Jesus is love
Jesus is love
Jesus is love
Jesus is love
Jesus is love


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SALT LAKE

 

Let's go
To a Mormon paradise where everybody's white and dresses nice
Everybody bikes nobody drives
Everybody has about a dozen wives

Come on
You know that you've gotta be where the glee flows freely like a breeze
On an Easy-Cheese orgasm sea
Some folks think it's a fantasy but

I know a little podunk town where nobody never-ever wears a frown
It's so hot, I'm so sweaty
You gotta love it in Salt Lake City

Oh
I know a little podunk town where nobody never-ever wears a frown
It's so hot, I'm so sweaty
You gotta love it in Salt Lake City

Let's go
To the IHOP
Let's go
To the post office
Let's go
To T.J. Max
Oh come on
My heart's captured
Come on
I'm enraptured
Come on
It's so great
Oh Salt Lake



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CHILD MOLESTER

 

Child molester
Child molester
It would mean so much to me
Child molester
If you would stop touching me
Child molester
No it's not that I'm a tease
Child molester
It's that you're a fucking sleaze
Child molester

You suck, you suck, you suck, you suck,
You suck, you suck, you suck,
You suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck
Child molester
You suck, you suck, you suck, you suck,
You suck, you suck, you suck,
You suck, you suck, you suck, you suck
Child molester

You're a sad and balding fatty
Child molester
I don't want candy that badly
Child molester
Though you piss and moan so sadly
Child molester
No I will not call you daddy
Child molester

You suck, you suck, you suck, you suck,
You suck, you suck, you suck,
You suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck
Child molester
You suck, you suck, you suck, you suck,
You suck, you suck, you suck,
You suck, you suck, you suck, you suck
Child molester

You fucking suck


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LAZY FUCK

 

I get up and I go to work, I come home and I masturbate
Every day I fool myself into thinking everything is great

I'm a part time loser with a part time job
My house is full of children's toys and I'm a fucking slob

Why do I try?
Why do I care?
I'm just a lazy fuck and
I'm going nowhere

Every day the same old thing, the same old shit the same old way
But I'm too stupid to change at all. Mediocrity is here to stay

Never does a day go by when I don't wish I'd fucking die
Wish my brain would liquefy so I wouldn't have to wonder

Why do I try?
Why do I care?
I'm just a lazy fuck and
I'm going nowhere

Shitty car
Supercuts
Coin-op laundry
Die alone

Why do I try?
Why do I care?
I'm just a lazy fuck and
I'm going nowhere

Why do I try?
Why do I care?
I'm just a lazy fuck and
I'm going nowhere


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SATANISTS ARE FUCKING DICKS

 

Why are Satanists such dicks I think I understand it
What else can you expect when being self-centered's a commandment?

They're greedy, demented and insensitive as Hell
They're liars and they're thieves and they're so proud of themselves

They say they're more progressive than a Christian ever was
But they merchandise as much as any damned religion does

Peddling pentagrams and 666
To pederasts and egotists
Don't believe their magic tricks
Satanists are fucking dicks
Satanists are fucking dicks
Fucking dicks

They won't do shit for no one but they'll sacrifice a goat
If it means that they can keep on cramming twinkies down their throat

But all of that indulgence goes straight to their thighs
They're all so counter culture that they never exercise

If "Do as thou wilt” shall be the “whole of the law" then
I think that I will punch your fat ass in the jaw

Fuck your pentagrams and 666
You pedophiliac egotists
Don’t believe in their magic tricks
Satanists are fucking dicks
Satanists are fucking dicks
Roll Call

Anton LaVey
Fucking dick
Ozzy Osbourne
Fucking dick
Marc Almond
Fucking Dick
Richard Ramirez
Fucking Dick
Charles Manson
Fucking dick
Marilyn Manson
Fucking dick
Gene Simmons
Do I have to fucking say it?

Why are Satanists such dicks? I think that I know why
It's ‘cause they want a taste of real power before they die

It's scary when you realize that one day you'll be dead
If not for that I'm sure they'd just be Atheists instead

If Satan's such a rebel and if Satan is so cool
Then how come all his acolytes are followers and tools?

With their pentagrams and 666
Pederasts and egotists
Don't believe their magic tricks
Satanists are fucking dicks

Pentagrams and 666
Pedophiliac and egotists
Don't believe their magic tricks
Satanists are fucking dicks
Satanists are fucking dicks
Fucking dicks


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DIABOLICAL

 

Diabolical
Got a PHD in monkey business
Let's take off our clothes and study fitness
Stretch your calves massage your thighs
Put on a mustache you've got a disguise

Where have all the cowboys gone?
They're masturbating with Grey Poupon
Hey there babe, let's do lunch
Douche my ass with Hawaiian Punch

Beneath my house there is a grave
There lies buried my microwave
I had to kill it when it stole my bitch
Shot the oven, threw the whore in a ditch

But don't tell no one or I'll slit your throat
I'll rape your body like I raped this goat
Goat rape solo

(Goat rape solo)

In my house I keep my soup
Fuck you jerk, I love F Troop
Reach inside my balls, pull out a puppy
Jerk off a balloon and rape a yuppie

Fall face first on the cement
Roll me over, look I've pitched a tent
I can hear Dad doing his magic chants
Up in the attic with his sexy pants
Diabolical


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CHIMNEY SWEEP

 

I'll sweep your chimney but not for free
I’ll sweep it clean and you will pay handsomely
I will take your children and all of your gold
Then I'll hump your wife but you won't be cold

It's a small price to pay for a clean fireplace
But if you don't pay up I'll skin your face
I click my heels and I dance on a roof
Don't call me a puss or I'll punch out your tooth

I'll sweep your chimney then take a break for tea
When you're with a sweep you're in glad company
I sweep chimneys and I do it well
If you don't agree then you can go to Hell

I sweep them chimneys and I am the best
They call me "Chimney Tim" it's on my vest
So bow down before the mighty bristle broom
I'll do a jig, drink some tea then seal your doom

When there's hardly no day and there's hardly no night
There's things half in shadow and half way in light
On the rooftops of London
Caw what a sight


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DRINKING GASOLINE

 

Drinking gasoline drinking gasoline
Drinking gasoline drinking gasoline

I drink gasoline just because I can
When I chug unleaded it makes me feel like a man
What really gets my engine revin' is drinking diesel on the go
My burps are fucking explosive, just thought I'd let you know

Drinking gasoline
With Techron
Drinking gasoline
Fuck hybrids
Drinking gasoline
Try diesel
Drinking gasoline
Supreme

I drink gasoline and I'm the fucking shit
I could power a lawnmower just with my fucking sweat
Just don't let me piss near an open flame
My urine is fucking combustible burning off your dick is lame

Drinking gasoline
Unleaded
Drinking gasoline
Chevron
Drinking gasoline
Sunoco
Drinking gasoline
Valero

You know, I see a lot of retards chugging down there hot javas and their
God damn energy drinks milked from the dicks of bulls.
Acting all high and mighty sitting on their caffeine rocket thrones
Wearing their J.C. Penny overcoats and their fucking pompous soul patches
I see them and I think to myself, “Wouldn't it be really neato if I could just take a
Big old gasoline shit right in their foamy mocha lattes and their pomegranate Rock Stars?”
Then right when they take that first sip and taste my sweet fossil fuel turd juice I throw a match and light their faces on fire and watch them burn as I sip a cold cool mug of unleaded
Yeah!

I drink gasoline it travels through my body
My shits come out like napalm when I use the potty
Sometimes I drink too much when I party at night
I'll vomit on your face and then throw you a light

Drinking gasoline
Texaco
Drinking gasoline
Self service
Drinking gasoline
Fossil fuel
Drinking gasoline
Mobile

Drinking gasoline
Shell station
Drinking gasoline
B.P.
Drinking gasoline
Gas bomb
Drinking gasoline
Explosion


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NOHO DOJO

 

We've got a dojo
That's where we learn karate
You can bring your children
And I will punch their bodies

NoHo Dojo

You can take the 405
Or you can take the 101
Takes some time to get there
When you do, you'll have some fun

NoHo Dojo

NoHo NoHo
Dojo Dojo
NoHo NoHo
Dojo in your face

Deep inside our dojo
That's where we play Nintendo
We rule at Double Dragon
Our skills are not pretendo

NoHo Dojo

You can come and hang out
We'll teach you how to kick
But if you want a black belt
You've got to suck my dick

NoHo Dojo

NoHo NoHo
Dojo Dojo
NoHo NoHo
Dojo in your face

NoHo Dojo in your face
NoHo Dojo in your face
NoHo Dojo in your face
NoHo Dojo in your face

NoHo Dojo in your face
NoHo Dojo in your face
NoHo Dojo in your face
NoHo Dojo in your face


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BURN IT TO THE GROUND

 

Temple, church, and synagogue
Mission, cult, and monastery
Every damn cathedral
God's House
Burn it to the ground

Kremlin and the Parliament
U.N. and the U.S. Mint
Congress and the Pentagon, the White House
Burn it to the ground

Down to the ground
Burn it down

Taco bell and KFC
Carls Junior and Mickey D’s
Wal-Mart, Target, and the Gap
J.C. Penny's
Burn it to the ground

Halliburton Pepsi Cola
AT&T and Motorola
World Trade and the New World Order
Everything
Burn it to the ground

Down to the ground
Burn it down

Down to the ground
Burn it down
Down to the ground
Burn it down

Burn it down


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PRETTY STUPID

 

Fuck you, fuck you
I wanna fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
I wanna fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
I wanna fuck you
Fuck you

You’re a stupid moron but you're really, really pretty
I want to slap your face and suck on your titty
You're a perfect ten but your I.Q. is the same
I would fuck you silly while you try to spell your name

It's not your fault that you're nearly retarded
I just enjoy you better when your legs are parted
'Cause you're pretty
Pretty stupid
You're pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty,
Pretty fucking stupid

Fuck you, fuck you
I wanna fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
I wanna fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
I wanna fuck you
Fuck you

You're only a genius when it comes to sucking cock
Seeing you do algebra would put me into shock
Dumb bitches like you have only one use
That's stripping down naked and taking anal abuse

I'll fuck you're ass until you're smart
But say, “like” one more time and I'll tear your head apart
'Cause you're pretty
Pretty stupid
You're pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty,
Pretty fucking stupid

Lady, lady, lady,
Why you gots to be so stupid?
Why don't you read a book, do some algebra
Or watch some P.B.S.
You know I couldn't give two shits that you
Love that Lady Gaga
So shut your mouth take off your shirt and
Show me them beautiful breasts

Everything you say always ends in a question
Shut your yap while I fuck you is my only suggestion
You'll never build a rocket but you’re gonna get laid
Just never procreate I'd pay you to get spayed

I'm no misogynist but I hate all those girls
Who are dumb and hot, they need to be shot, while I shoot a load in her curls
'Cause you're pretty
Pretty stupid
You're pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty,
Pretty fucking stupid
'Cause you're pretty
Pretty stupid
You're pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty,
Pretty fucking stupid

Fuck you, fuck you


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MY GRANDMA FIGHTS

 

Step into the ring with Grandma
She's got big fists of fat
She'll smack you in the head with them and
Knock you on the mat

Look at my fat Grandma
Look at her fat titties
She'll crush you with her nipples and
Then it's time to pee
Blood

Grandma never was one
To fist you in the butt
But now she does it all the time
Watch out for her uppercut

She'll knee you in the gut
Until you've got to barf
And if she's feeling generous
She'll knit you a winter scarf

Grandma, oh Grandma
Won't you fight with me?
Grandma, oh Grandma
Let's take P.C.P.
Grandma, oh Grandma
Come on, you and me
My Grandma fights and she
Smells like potpourri

My fighting grandma
She buys all the ice-cream cones
But if you wanna sleep with her
It's gonna cost you fifty bones

She'll put you in a Full Nelson
Wrap you in tin foil
She'll drop you in her stewing pot
And bring it to a boil

AAAGHH

She's going to steal your comic books
And all your baseball cards
She'll tell you she's going to bake a cake and then
Kick you in the nards

Grandma don't fight for freedom
She fights to see you bleed
She takes you school clothes shopping does a
Big old line of speed then fights you

Grandma, oh Grandma
She's got knuckles of brass
Grandma, oh Grandma
She's going to kick your ass
Grandma, oh Grandma
You better not give her sass
My grandma fights and
Collects Venetian glass

Oh

Grandma, oh Grandma
I punched her in the moons
Grandma, oh Grandma
She beat me with batons
Grandma, oh Grandma
The battle rages on
My grandma fights and she
Likes to clip coupons


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YOU'RE SO FAT

 

You're so fat
I'm so fat
You're so fat
I'm so fat
You're so fat
I'm so fat
You're so fat
I'm so fat

You're so ugly
I'm so ugly
You're so ugly
I'm so ugly
You're so ugly
I'm so ugly
You're so ugly
I'm so ugly

Kill yourself you waste of space

You're so gay
I'm so gay
You're so gay
I'm so gay
You're so gay
I'm so gay
You're so gay
I'm so gay

You're so stupid
I'm so stupid
You're so stupid
I'm so stupid
You're so stupid
I'm so stupid
You're so stupid
I'm so stupid

Kill yourself you waste of space


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PONY KING

 

Deep inside my basement's my collection of ponies
It's something that is secret I don't share it with my homies
Late at night when I'm all alone
I call The Pony King on the Pony Phone

Pony love, Pony love, Pony love, Pony love

I wait ten minutes it seems like an eternity
I look in the mirror while I wear my pink pony tee
I'm about to make with myself in the mirror
I notice my ponies staring at me in terror

Pony love, Pony love, Pony love, Pony love

Then my tongue hits my own reflection
I pull down my pants tonight I reach perfection
While my ponies watch and I wait for my Pony King
I wear my pink pony shirt and hump my reflected ding-a-ling

I'm about to climax when I hear a familiar friend
It's the pony king he's come for my rear end
He click clacks right in and I bend right over
I'm ready to take in my kingly pony lover

Pony love, Pony love, Pony love, Pony love

We romp and we romp 'till morning light
The Pony King leaves and I'm left sticky white
Now I'm alone again but I know he will be back
He'll fly in through my window and nibble on my sack

Pony love, Pony love, Pony love, Pony love

My magical Pony King
Who humps me in front of my pony collection
While I wear a pink pony t-shirt
Yeah


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SMOKING CRACK

 

Because I have to go to school
I smoke some crack
Because I have to go to work
I smoke some crack
Because the principal's a fool
I smoke some crack
Because my boss is such a jerk
I smoke some crack

Smoking crack
I am smoking crack
Smoking crack
I am smoking crack

Because I don't obey the law
I smoke some crack
Because I'm out of Diet Coke
I smoke some crack
Because I want to talk to God
I smoke some crack
Because I want to have a stroke
I smoke some crack

Smoking crack
I am smoking crack
Smoking crack
I am smoking crack

Holy shit we're out of crack
No!

Smoking crack
I am smoking crack
Smoking crack
I am smoking crack
Smoking crack
I am smoking crack
Smoking crack
I am smoking crack


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OXYGEN IS FOR FAGS

 

Oxygen is for faggots
Oxygen is for fags
Oxygen is for faggots
Oxygen is for fags

My mother told me when I was small
To breath all the air I could
And that I'd better not inhale any
Nails, puppies, rocks, or wood

But I never liked my mom
So I threw a big rock at her head
And as she lie on the floor in agony
This is what I said

Oxygen is for faggots
Oxygen is for fags
Oxygen is for faggots
Oxygen is for fags

Some years later on down the road
I met some pussies sucking air
They were all nuclear physicists
Building a rocket chair

I said, "Hey you're rocket chair sucks
You air breathing four eyed pussy fucks"
They all got pissed, a brawl broke out, and this is what I shout

Oxygen is for faggots
Oxygen is for fags
Oxygen is for faggots
Oxygen is for fags

I breathe nitrous, methane, clorox bleach,
Propane, David Blaine, anything in reach
Asbestos, Mentos, neon gas
Gun powder, clam chowder and dirty ass

But I won't breathe in no air
Stop asking you stupid queers
I'll beat all you air breathing pussies
And piss in all your beers

Oxygen is for faggots
Oxygen is for fags
Oxygen is for faggots
Oxygen is for fags


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JOE WAS A HUMPBACK WHALE BUT NOW HE'S DEAD

 

Joseph was a whale and he lived in the Pacific
Megaterranovaenglia to be specific
All the other whales thought he was really terrific
It's a shame he had to die, his death was so horrific

Sometimes he'd eat, sometimes he'd sleep
He frolicked in the briny deep
Joe was a humpback whale but now he's dead

Joseph was a mammal with a dorsal fin and spine
He was humanitarian befriended all mankind
He met a Green Peace officer and signed right on the line
Little did he know that it would soon doom him to die

He led a calm and peaceful life
He had two children and a wife
Joe was a humpback whale but now he's dead

Oh
Joseph swam to Tokyo because he loved Japan
But on the way he met a fleet of ships from Muroran
They sailed with haste but Joe gave chase because he was a fan
Of every life form big or small that floated, dove, or swam

The whaling ship was drawing near
The other humpbacks disappeared
But Joseph was a volunteer and
So he swam forth unafeared
He was a dear until a spear harpooned him in the head
Joe was a humpback whale but now he's dead


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ALASKA

 

Alaska
Where the streets are paved with baby seals
Alaska
Where even the sled dogs wear fur coats
Alaska
Where upholstery comes in wolverine, bald eagle, and Sasquatch

Alaska
Where oil is stored in the shellacked carcasses of humpback whales
Alaska
Where women don't shave beavers, they wear them
Alaska
Finding cavemen in our glaciers since 1973

Alaska
Where ever grizzly bear rides a motorcycle
Alaska
It's too cold to read
Alaska
Where spotted owls are more than just birds, they're earmuffs

Alaska
If the pope died today it would be the new Vatican
Alaska
It's a taxidermists dream come true
Alaska
Our governor is a horse, of course

Alaska
We like Luke Perry
Alaska
You don't have to do anything here for a Klondike bar
Alaska
Where the term frosty wiener comes up more than you'd think

Alaska
Where water is weather
Alaska
My snow mobile does 40 on the freeway
Alaska
Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week


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FUZZY BUNNIES

 

Blood, bile,
Foulest stench of rotting putrid flesh
Torn from broken limbs
Shattered by hammers and fists

This is where my victims face their demise at my hands
There is nothing left for you to do except to

Bleed
Bleed
Bleed
Bleed bitch

Bleed
Bleed
Bleed
Bleed

All the fuzzy bunnies in my head
They tell me that I have to kill you dead
All the fuzzy bunnies in my heart keep
Saying I should tear your ass apart

There's nothing you can do or fucking say
They're gonna have their fuzzy bunny way
All the fuzzy bunnies in my head
They tell me that I have to kill you
Dead dead dead dead

Cry, scream,
All your prayers fall upon deaf ears
And all your fears
Are massacring all of your wishes

This is the end of your life,
Screaming in horrible pain
Your tears falling like rain
Salting your wounds as you

Bleed
Bleed
Bleed
Bleed bitch

Bleed
Bleed
Bleed
Bleed

All the fuzzy bunnies in my head
They tell me that I have to kill you dead
All the fuzzy bunnies in my heart keep
Saying I should tear your ass apart

There's nothing you can do or fucking say
They're gonna have their fuzzy bunny way
All the fuzzy bunnies in my head
They tell me that I have to kill you
Dead dead dead dead

I have to kill you dead

I take the blade and I slit you 'cross your face
I'll savor the moment until you are erased you fucker

Don't you cry, there's no reason to be sad
It's mother fucks like you that get my bunnies hopping mad

Running free through a field of daisies
Free as a bunny the feeling's amazing

Another stab and the vision degrades
All of your memories of this life fading away

Away from the torture, away from the pain
The only choice you have now is to fucking go insane

I open you up with a cut to your nuts
All of the bunnies will frolic and dance in your guts

All the fuzzy bunnies in my head
They tell me that I have to kill you dead
All the fuzzy bunnies in my heart keep
Saying I should tear your ass apart

There's nothing you can do or fucking say
They're gonna have their fuzzy bunny way
All the fuzzy bunnies in my head
They tell me that I have to kill you

They tell me that I have to kill you
They tell me that I have to kill you
They tell me that I have to kill you
They tell me that I have to kill you
Dead dead dead dead


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CRAMPS DON'T MEAN YOU'RE PREGNANT

 

I got another phone-call today from this slut I fucked in Monterey
She's panicked that she hasn't bled in several months
She hasn't shared her bed with any other men since
She and I fucked without a condom
I said let's not be rash
All those kicks are probably gas

Oh
Cramps don't mean you're pregnant
Woah
Cramps don't mean you're pregnant

She cried that I was in denial, that she'd been cramping for a while
She's fatter than she ever was, she wishes she was dead
And I said,”Doesn't that just beg the question
It's probably indigestion”
Don't be sad and don't be crazy
Cramps don't mean you're pregnant baby

Oh
Cramps don't mean you're pregnant
Woah
Cramps don't mean you're pregnant

So I don't use birth control
What's the big deal?
Mel Gibson doesn't wear condoms
And he's friends with the Pope
That guy was in Road Warrior,
And Lethal Weapon, Gallipoli
Motherfucking Braveheart

Oh
Cramps don't mean you're pregnant
Woah
Cramps don't mean you're pregnant
Oh
Cramps don't mean you're pregnant
Woah
Cramps don't mean you're pregnant


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TICKLE ME ELMO

 

Tickle Me Elmo
Tickle Me Elmo
Tickle Me Elmo
I love you

Tickle Me Elmo
Tickle Me Elmo
Tickle Me Elmo
I love you

I tickle your belly and I hear you giggle
You get me so hard when I see your booty wiggle
I know you’re a Muppet and I'm a guy
But you can suck my nipples and unzip my fly

Tickle Me Elmo, Tickle Me Elmo
Tickle Me Elmo, Tickle Me Elmo
Tickle Me Elmo I love you
I love you

Come on Tickle Me Elmo let's go for a ride
You can get inside my van and I'll tickle you from inside
I need your loving like a bum needs crack
So come on back to my house and you can gargle my sack

Ever since I saw your glossy plastic eyes
I've wanted to see what's between your Elmo thighs
Tickle Me Elmo, Tickle Me Elmo
Won't you be my secret ho?

When I got you for Christmas
I nearly wet my pants
Your soft red fur had me in a
Tickle Me Elmo trance

Then I stick my fingers in your fury, fury, fury butt
You've always been my favorite little tickle slut
Together Elmo you and me
We can play naked games and be happy
Happy

Tickle Me Elmo
Tickle Me Elmo
Tickle Me Elmo
I love you

Tickle Me Elmo
Tickle Me Elmo
Tickle Me Elmo
I love you


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SODOMY BASKET

 

I was thinking of you yesterday
And all the shitty shit you've done to me
How fucking hard you made my life to live through
I've got special gift I'd like to give you

A little something so you realize
That you’re the kind of prick that I despise
I made it in my basket weaving class
It's a basket that goes up your ass

And when you think it's done, it's just begun
The fun is far from over
We're just getting started I got a

Sodomy basket for you and yours
Sodomy basket now hit the floor
Sodomy basket get on all fours and
Take it take it
Take it, take it, take it inside

It's made of straw and it's made of whicker
You can lube it up to make it slicker
But that won't help you 'cause it's really jagged
I'm sure you'll like it in your ass you faggot

Put it in your hand, Put it in your fist
Put it in your asshole and give it a twist
You can stick the slivers in your dick hole too
This sodomy basket is just for you

And when you think it's done, it's just begun
The fun is far from over
We're just getting started I got a

Sodomy basket for you and yours
Sodomy basket now hit the floor
Sodomy basket get on all fours and
Take it take it
Take it take it take it inside

Take it all take it all you bitch
Take every mother fucking inch
Don't worry if it burns inside I'm
Taking your ass for a basket ride

Might sting just a tiny bit
Make you wanna take a wicker shit so
Clench your teeth and hold on tight
You're getting ass raped all God damn night

When will it stop, when will the hurting stop
When will it stop, when will it stop
When will the hurting stop? It's not, it's never gonna

Stop until you drop
Until you fucking die
I love the sounds you’re making as you
Piss yourself and cry

If only you had been a nicer
Person in the past
You wouldn't be receiving a gift
Basket up your ass

And when you think it's done, it's just begun
The fun is far from over
We're just getting started, we're just getting started
We're just getting started
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a

Sodomy basket for you and yours
Sodomy basket now hit the floor
Sodomy basket get on all fours and
Take it take it
Take it take it take it got a

Sodomy basket for you and yours
Sodomy basket now hit the floor
Sodomy basket get on all fours and
Take it, take it,
Take it, take it, take it,
Inside

Inside
Inside


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PEACH COBBLER PARTY

 

Peach cobbler, it's yummy
Peach cobbler, it's a party

It's a peach cobbler party and you're invited
We've got tons of cobbler to share we're so excited
We've got forks and spoons and music to dance to
And if you get cobbler in your hair, we've got plenty of shampoo

Cobbler Party, peachy times
Take off all your clothes and roll around in cobbler slime

Peach cobbler, it's yummy
Peach cobbler, it's a party

We've got enough peach cobbler to party forever
We wrote this song about cobbler, we're so clever
So grab all your friends and all your coworkers too
You haven't had fun until you've done the Peach Cobbler Boogaloo

Dancing in cobbler, a peachy bonanza
Peach Cobbler Party is a fun-time extravaganza

Peach cobbler, it's yummy
Peach cobbler, it's a party

Don't eat the cobbler
It is full of rat poison and it will make you die
Don't eat the cobbler
You will shit out all your guts and vomit 'til you cry
Don't eat the cobbler
It was full of AIDS, arthritis, syphilis, chlamydia,
Don't eat the cobbler
Hepatitis, vaginitis, typhoid and dyslexia
Don't eat the cobbler
Mucus and blood shooting from your anus, nose, and eyes
Don't eat the cobbler
Involuntary shit and piss runs down your inner thighs
Don't eat the cobbler
It was laced with heroin, cocaine, and meth
Don't eat the cobbler
You will bleed to death you'll vomit 'til there's nothing left

Peach cobbler, it's yummy
Peach cobbler, it's a party
Peach cobbler, it's yummy
Peach cobbler, it's a party